G-Rod's little sister

Oh my god....this is hilarious. So hilarious that when I didn't have enough room to paste it in my IM profile I decided to paste it here. See, one of my best friends, Jared, is getting married this summer. Jared, me, and Adam, the dude whose IM quotes I am going to show, all hung out in highschool all the time. We probably went bowling 1000 times back in the day. Those 2 guys are probably my favorite 2 people. (I miss them...*tear*) So Adam just told me that Jared called him and asked him to be his best man. That kinda made me sad since I always thought Jared would, I dunno...make us both his best man. But Adam explained that it's probably because he and Jared have been friends 4 years longer. So to consul me further, Adam said this:Highwayman502 (1:59:19 PM): he said you get to walk down the aisle with his sister, or somethingHighwayman502 (1:59:29 PM): he said that would make you happy, because she's hotHighwayman502 (1:59:41 PM): but it would be bad if you did it all with a huge bonerI almost choked on my oyster crackers! The shock of reading that I get to walk Jessica down the aisle, followed by that OUTRAGEOUS mental image, was too much for me! I have thought Jared's little sister was hot for so long now too. I remember my senior year, walking to class from lunch, passing by this cutie in the hall every single day and just....ya know. And then looking in the yearbook at the end of the year and seeing that she is a freshman named Jessica Schuetter. So upon learning that it is my best friend's sister, I was shocked that I had never encountered her before at his house. But from then on, it seemed every time I was at his house, there she was. So she pretty much became a retroactive, I dunno...I guess crush. And hey! She's legal now! So yeah, that cheers me up a little about not being G-Rod's best man:)